I seem to have an unnatural obsession with messages on t-shirts lately. I can't figure out why that is. (Resisting urge to ... post ... link ... to ... Zazzle.) (Can't resist. Here's the link that explains the obsession.)
I bring this up because I just walked past a young woman - late teens, maybe early twenties - wearing a shirt that said, and I'm not paraphrasing, even slightly, "Have you hugged my shirt today?"
Unless you want lots of strange people groping you - and the kinds of people who would follow through on that offer are probably the people you'd least want to follow through on it - wearing that shirt in public seems like a pretty bad idea.
* Not really part 74, but I always enjoy** when people write stuff like that. This is actually just the first installment of "Shirts I wouldn't wear."
** "Enjoy" is probably a little bit strong. In truth, I find it very annoying, unless the thing you're reading is, in actuality, the 74th part. But that's almost never the case.