At first, I was super-excited to read this article because the first two words in the headline are "California Bars," and y'all know how much I like hanging out in watering holes.
But, no, it was about my trendsetting state banning (wonder why they didn't say "California bans" - would have eliminated my confusion for sure) the use of trans fats in all restaurants and retail baked goods over the next couple of years. I'll see ya' later - before this thing goes into effect, I'm going to eat all the trans fats I can, and I'm starting right... now.
Time for a non sequitur: Are you wondering what song-that-was-released-more-than-30-years-ago I've had in heavy rotation on my iPod for the last week? I didn't think so. But now that I've brought it up, I'll tell you anyway: Vienna, by Billy Joel. This was pre-smashing-cars-into-trees Billy, and, for that matter, pre-not-starting-the-fire Billy, so I'm OK mentioning it to you.
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
The few. The proud. The SFTC followers.
As if you needed to know more about what I'm doing...
You should also visit
Posts
Blog Archive
-
▼
2008
(218)
-
▼
July
(24)
- Oh, eight days till 08-08-08
- Notes for my screenplay, part 1
- Word to my mother, or The neutrality of nitrites
- Quake! update
- Quake!
- Come, uh, hover with me
- Cuil down period
- Mad man, for staying up to watch
- Just the fats, ma'am
- Patience
- Leveling - and I mean LEVELING - the playing field
- What Lauren Graham can teach us about windshield w...
- Truth in cliches
- Riding high continued, with a carbon fiber twist
- Riding high
- Think they sent a memo?
- Playing house
- You may enter
- Maybe there IS such a thing as bad press
- Hey, over here!
- Throw me a line
- Pain in the apse
- Advice I hope you won't have to use
- Science you can taste
-
▼
July
(24)
Labels
- They might be morons
- Culture pop
- That's the news
- Vote for Pedro
- Thought for food
- Pol star
- R And Om
- Nice goin' sport
- Giving 'em the business
- Don't stop believin'
- Just overthinking
- Editors wanted
- Only in LA
- Familicious
- Consumed
- Gone baby gone
- Geek love
- Shirtstop
- Couldn't have said it better
- Photo finish
- Hoper in Chief
- Brainy brainy brainy
- Bush league
- Eco park
- Godsmack
- Green day
- On a dime
- Yeah write
- Tax dollars at play
- Intro
- Law and order
- Office space
I get where you're coming from.
All-time Favorite SFTC Quotes
- Hillary Clinton: "She greeted me with her bald head painted with my name on it and asked me to fight for health care." (See "Here I stand / Head in Hand," August 27, 2008)
- Charles Rangel: "I have decided unilaterally that you have asked more than your share." (See "Playing House," July 11, 2008)
8 comments:
First round of twinkies, with a side of Fries is on me!!!!
I like how MONTGOMERY COUNTY, MD did this in 2006 - that affected like 100 people or something?
Also, your thought process is nothing but scattered today.
Do your $7 fruit shakes have trans fat in them? Or your vegan (ucky) dinners? You have nothing to worry about, bro!
Make that a deep-fried Twinkie, and you're on! (Recipe here: http://www.wchstv.com/gmarecipes/deepfriedtwinkies.shtml.) After all, we want to maximize use of trans fats.
Bugs - Montgomery County is pretty populous, about a million people, but who's counting. Otherwise, you're right - scattered thought process for sure. And, no I think my kale shakes are TF-free. As are the spinach cakes I had for a snack yesterday. (Wonder if my six bowls of Cap'n Crunch were safe.)
YEO....a very important link....
http://www.kettlefoods.com/files/3970spicyThai.pdf
If I weren't on an all-transfat diet, I'd say: Oh nooooooooooooo!!! But since I am, this seems like excellent news. (Ergh.)
I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO TELL ME THE POPULATION OF MONTGOMERY COUNTY! i knew it. i knew it. that's so freakin' hysterical.
spinach cakes? oh goodness...you're taking a turn for the worse.
and, with all the fires so close to your digs, you should REALLY move home now where you can eat as much TF as you want!
Bugs.....we need to get this boy back east as soon as possible or he might start eating the California sand and claim it is high in protein!!!!!!
Post a Comment