July 2, 2008

Advice I hope you won't have to use

If you're going to fake your own death, don't use the title of a classic TV theme song as the text of your suicide note.

Had I not read this article, I'm pretty sure that would never have occurred to me.

One other thought about this: If you've swindled money from a hedge fund, why are you driving a GMC Envoy? The Envoy is actually a pretty nice ride, but not "hedge fund swindler" nice.

1 comment:

bugs said...

i didn't read the article but you asked me to check out your blog, so i wanted to say "hi" and i checked it out & you really are a funny good writer. but now i have to watch the FINALE OF THE BACHELORETTE!!!