March 10, 2009

Me and the amazing technicolor dreamblog

I feel like I'm in a wicked blogging dry spell, and I need to get something... anything... posted this week. I mention that because, under normal circumstances, there's no freakin' way I'd write what you're about to read:

Two nights ago, I had a dream that I was in the audience for a taping of Dancing With the Stars (which I never watch*) and was asked by Christina Aguilera (who I'm pretty sure is not even a contestant**) to dance with her. I acquitted myself fairly well on the dance floor, which I offer as proof that this was, in fact, a dream. And also: WTF?

Then, flash forward 24 hours. (How about that for drama?) I don't remember all of the details, but in last night's dream I sat down and had a very pleasant chat with a freckle-free Lindsay Lohan.

If Ashlee Simpson appears in my sleep tonight, I will be drinking heavily before bedtime tomorrow.

* Seriously, never. Well, except for last season's finale, but then only because my parents were fascinated with the whole Warren Sapp thing.

** Not that I would know because, again, I never watch the show. Also, I've listened to approximately one Christina Aguilera song in the last 18 months, so - really - no idea what's going on.


Daddy Geek Boy said...

I'm gonna let you off the hook here.

Despite not ever watching Dancing With the Stars (except for a few eps in the first season when my all time favorite Playmate ever, Kelly Monaco, was on) I still know (kinda) who's on this season.

But the point is, Christina Lindsay Lohan...crazy, but also hot (well, sometimes).

I think dreaming about them is totally acceptable.

bugs said...

DGB - obviously you've never seen EO dance. it would be more nightmarish (with both thumbs up - inside joke) for him to dance with christina.
it's living in l.a. with all those famous people - it's making you CRAZY.
move back east. then you'll have a harder time explaining why you're nuts.

JBhumitra said...

i think i can figure this one out. you probably heard jenny playing britney, and some part of your unconscious remembered that britney and christina were pop rivals when they first started out in their teens - heck, even before that as they did mickey mouse club together. so britney made you think christina...and lindsay seems obvious. we love lindsay!

Your escalator operator said...

That seems logical. Although I kind of hope my subsconscious is concentrating on more substantive issues.